(Lists)

 

Rides at a carnival

 

ferris wheel

bumper cars

gravitron

tunnel of love

house of mirros

wheel of whiplash

cave of smell

vortex of vomit

cave of whiplash

trekkie orgy

trip through wires

potato sack slide

jumping Jack

roaring rope

inflatable bouncey tent

the funnest ride of all...

the ferris wheel operator

the big hole

an old fashioned carousel

the carnie

 

 

 

Rounder concepts in song

 

counterpoint

the bouncing ball that follows the words on the screen when singing Karaoke

the rondo

the round

the rounde

astronomers with no death in them

the fiend

the found

the shaggs

incredible string band

steal this disk

having trouble finding Rounder Records?

what the hell is going on?

Row row row your boat

cowboy ballads

open vowels

opera

Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya...

Rondeaux Mondo

Rounder Records

Circle Jerks

Globe Trotters Choir

 

 

Types of Angels

 

seraphim

avenging angel

cherubim

springer

Downy

Young Elvis

Guardian

Hells

California

fallen

Los

Lost

closeted

tokentakers

Past is past

gauzy

Halloween coat-hanger

puti? pucci? putto? (any art historians in the house? pucci? hmm

the spine

angel biscuits

obtuse

makers of the soy miracle

little floaty ones with trumpets n shit

food cake

Charlies

 

 

Things that you find on the street

 

broken glass

cloozies

stray dogs

yellow lines

pennies

crack whores

lost gloves

discarded prophylactics

puddles

candy wrappers

...and candy-ass rappers

winos junkies

bicycles

sewer grates

houses

free snacks

$20 bills

stormwater

blown rubber tires

runaway supermarket carts

parallel yellow lines

dead squirrels

live squirrels

half-dead squirrels

sesame seeds

talk

the word

 

 

Things that give me shakes

 

that machine at McDonalds

empty house at night

a bat hanging from a tree

a bartender

a slow avalanche

Chinese water torture

explosive anger

mmm...

things creepy and everywhere

things I see on TV

too much coffee

cowboys with towns

the TV that won me

peppermint and chocolate

public speaking

Richter scale

dawn on a cold street, no sleep

chalk erasure

those ladies behind the counter at that diner... unless I order a malt

ventalin

ROCK N ROLL!

demon possession

epilepsy

 

 

Kinds of dances

 

Kabuki dance

slow and ambivalent

the dance of the seven veils

swing!

triphop

impatience

boy-girl dance

fox-trot

rumba

merengue

the bump

the wiggle

the funky broadway

the funky chicken

the hammer

the anvil

the syrup

the thumbs

twist

ISO twist

socialist macarena

the carny

horizontal bop

shadow dance

Mexican hat dance

Tanatorajan dance of the dead

of the sugar plum fairies

of joy

with wolves

entranced

mixers

sadie hawkins

 

 

Places to go when youre mad

 

to your room

meditative space in mind

a room of ones own

the mad house

stomping grounds

a room with a view!

the mad scientists laboratory

a tea party (hatters, hares)

nuts

grad center

looney bin

downward

a hug

away from people, especially if its paranoia

to count slowly to X

a gold course, to break all the clubs

to the angry bin

sideways

cave of small

 

 

Unamerican activities

 

slander

treason

S&M [crossed out] (whoops)

picking ones nose

reading trotsky

wearing hand made socks

clogging

all those Miller boys

flag burnin

ho-mo-sex-shu-al-li-tay

courtesy abroad

organize Wheeler School militia

visiting Euro Disney

ISO Mixer

disempowerment

having no opinion

immigration after 1960

sociality/ism/izing

French cooking

 

 

Things undone

 

every ladys corset and every gentlemans fly

the cake so far

canary beaks

soaked sugar-coated raisins

a face down on the tablecloth

orange busty shir with stain remover

no way back magic trick (bag of tricks?)

untidy strands

my answer creation

attending the body

rhinocerous skin

anti-matter

your honer, good sir, your honor

laces

tied shoes in rewind

list of errands

Nicolae Ceacescu (spelling?)

belt buckles

the dishes

the barn door

flying

the not done

 

 

Things that go bump in your mouth

 

bats

gobstoppers

cavity creeps

loose teeth

(anothers) braces

big words

um...well...a drunk guys knuckles?

the Esperanto language

placebos

bugs dressed up as watermelon seeds

my head is filled with sick thoughts

misplaced tongues

sores

the Tooth Fairy when she is beinge very aggressive

words written in all caps

oh come on!-- PENIS! DUH!

the gearshift

 

 

These are things I regret

 

the last time I sang

saying what I said to you yesterday

the correction of my overbite

the correction of my nose

the correction of my foes

splish-splash I was taking a bath

bad TV

not regretting enough

regret would have led me elsewhere from here

the invention of the light bulb

the death of Frank Zappa

anything I ever wanted to do but didnt for fear I might regret it

you know, I mean, do I have to tell you?

all the ones I let go...

my loose tongue (and the places its been)

suicide

implants

1991 or 92: left first Lollapalooza before Janes addiction

living

inabilities to draw and write

missing todays episode of Springer

living with my parents in adulthood

pettiness

 

 

Things that flap

 

mouths

mudflaps

batwings

pancakes -->flapjacks

dresses in high wind

flags

snow geese

water wings (6-year-old)

sail

Kentucky Fried Chicken

loose tongues

egos

jowls

people who consider themselves unflappable

ogres

paper airplanes

slot A --> Tab B (whoops)

loose shoes

jacks

shutters on houses in windy storms

arms

horse lips

BATS

 

 

Things that cows drink/think [ambiguous handwriting]

mantra? Mmmmmooooooo...

bovine growth hormone

pre-digested grass

I need to shit

Oh shit

Fur keeps me warm

they drink bovine thought

they think about bovine drinks

oh yes

proper thoughts

milk, duh.

Mmmmmm...milk.

I watch the cars go by

they think they drink they think they drink ---GAS__they think they drink they think they drink -- munch --

big

borscht

Bats is creepy and bats is everywhere

milk duds

a chocolate field, by a chocolate stream...

where does this ramp go?

hands off my teats!

Hey, theyre killing the cow in front of me! (PANIC)

 

 

Devices of Fun

 

hopeful ropes

metaphor

monkey bars

pleasureable contraptions from brown paper wrappers

funhouses

joy buzzers

poems about bats

back massagers

euphemisms

cat toys

frozen bananas

barrel of monkeys

pen

Psycho-DestructoTM

things that go bump in your mouth

jan-ken

the pogo stick

writing games

miracles

lists

 

 

Miracles

 

Springer

Tootsie Pop

vicarious life

Smokey Robinson

the ascension of Christs body

the assumption of Innocence

turning waiters to whine

oh what I meant to say was...

smarty pantses

the oil that burned 8 days

seven wonders

modern scienceTM

[symbol](the artist formerly known as...)

soy cake

kewpie dolls

dreams

aw, hell, everything

radar

paplimpsest

Smokey Robinson?

Evolution

transubstantiation of the flesh

loaves and fishes

spontaneous human combustion (more of an unexplained phenomenon )