(Lists)
Rides at a carnival
ferris wheel
bumper cars
gravitron
tunnel of love
house of mirros
wheel of whiplash
cave of smell
vortex of vomit
cave of whiplash
trekkie orgy
trip through wires
potato sack slide
jumping Jack
roaring rope
inflatable bouncey tent
the funnest ride of all...
the ferris wheel operator
the big hole
an old fashioned carousel
the carnie
Rounder concepts in song
counterpoint
the bouncing ball that follows the words on the screen when singing Karaoke
the rondo
the round
the rounde
astronomers with no death in them
the fiend
the found
the shaggs
incredible string band
steal this disk
having trouble finding Rounder Records?
what the hell is going on?
Row row row your boat
cowboy ballads
open vowels
opera
Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya...
Rondeaux Mondo
Rounder Records
Circle Jerks
Globe Trotters Choir
Types of Angels
seraphim
avenging angel
cherubim
springer
Downy
Young Elvis
Guardian
Hells
California
fallen
Los
Lost
closeted
tokentakers
Past is past
gauzy
Halloween coat-hanger
puti? pucci? putto? (any art historians in the house? pucci? hmm
the spine
angel biscuits
obtuse
makers of the soy miracle
little floaty ones with trumpets n shit
food cake
Charlies
Things that you find on the street
broken glass
cloozies
stray dogs
yellow lines
pennies
crack whores
lost gloves
discarded prophylactics
puddles
candy wrappers
...and candy-ass rappers
winos junkies
bicycles
sewer grates
houses
free snacks
$20 bills
stormwater
blown rubber tires
runaway supermarket carts
parallel yellow lines
dead squirrels
live squirrels
half-dead squirrels
sesame seeds
talk
the word
Things that give me shakes
that machine at McDonalds
empty house at night
a bat hanging from a tree
a bartender
a slow avalanche
Chinese water torture
explosive anger
mmm...
things creepy and everywhere
things I see on TV
too much coffee
cowboys with towns
the TV that won me
peppermint and chocolate
public speaking
Richter scale
dawn on a cold street, no sleep
chalk erasure
those ladies behind the counter at that diner... unless I order a malt
ventalin
ROCK N ROLL!
demon possession
epilepsy
Kinds of dances
Kabuki dance
slow and ambivalent
the dance of the seven veils
swing!
triphop
impatience
boy-girl dance
fox-trot
rumba
merengue
the bump
the wiggle
the funky broadway
the funky chicken
the hammer
the anvil
the syrup
the thumbs
twist
ISO twist
socialist macarena
the carny
horizontal bop
shadow dance
Mexican hat dance
Tanatorajan dance of the dead
of the sugar plum fairies
of joy
with wolves
entranced
mixers
sadie hawkins
Places to go when youre mad
to your room
meditative space in mind
a room of ones own
the mad house
stomping grounds
a room with a view!
the mad scientists laboratory
a tea party (hatters, hares)
nuts
grad center
looney bin
downward
a hug
away from people, especially if its paranoia
to count slowly to X
a gold course, to break all the clubs
to the angry bin
sideways
cave of small
Unamerican activities
slander
treason
S&M [crossed out] (whoops)
picking ones nose
reading trotsky
wearing hand made socks
clogging
all those Miller boys
flag burnin
ho-mo-sex-shu-al-li-tay
courtesy abroad
organize Wheeler School militia
visiting Euro Disney
ISO Mixer
disempowerment
having no opinion
immigration after 1960
sociality/ism/izing
French cooking
Things undone
every ladys corset and every gentlemans fly
the cake so far
canary beaks
soaked sugar-coated raisins
a face down on the tablecloth
orange busty shir with stain remover
no way back magic trick (bag of tricks?)
untidy strands
my answer creation
attending the body
rhinocerous skin
anti-matter
your honer, good sir, your honor
laces
tied shoes in rewind
list of errands
Nicolae Ceacescu (spelling?)
belt buckles
the dishes
the barn door
flying
the not done
Things that go bump in your mouth
bats
gobstoppers
cavity creeps
loose teeth
(anothers) braces
big words
um...well...a drunk guys knuckles?
the Esperanto language
placebos
bugs dressed up as watermelon seeds
my head is filled with sick thoughts
misplaced tongues
sores
the Tooth Fairy when she is beinge very aggressive
words written in all caps
oh come on!-- PENIS! DUH!
the gearshift
These are things I regret
the last time I sang
saying what I said to you yesterday
the correction of my overbite
the correction of my nose
the correction of my foes
splish-splash I was taking a bath
bad TV
not regretting enough
regret would have led me elsewhere from here
the invention of the light bulb
the death of Frank Zappa
anything I ever wanted to do but didnt for fear I might regret it
you know, I mean, do I have to tell you?
all the ones I let go...
my loose tongue (and the places its been)
suicide
implants
1991 or 92: left first Lollapalooza before Janes addiction
living
inabilities to draw and write
missing todays episode of Springer
living with my parents in adulthood
pettiness
Things that flap
mouths
mudflaps
batwings
pancakes -->flapjacks
dresses in high wind
flags
snow geese
water wings (6-year-old)
sail
Kentucky Fried Chicken
loose tongues
egos
jowls
people who consider themselves unflappable
ogres
paper airplanes
slot A --> Tab B (whoops)
loose shoes
jacks
shutters on houses in windy storms
arms
horse lips
BATS
Things that cows drink/think [ambiguous handwriting]
mantra? Mmmmmooooooo...
bovine growth hormone
pre-digested grass
I need to shit
Oh shit
Fur keeps me warm
they drink bovine thought
they think about bovine drinks
oh yes
proper thoughts
milk, duh.
Mmmmmm...milk.
I watch the cars go by
they think they drink they think they drink ---GAS__they think they drink they think they drink -- munch --
big
borscht
Bats is creepy and bats is everywhere
milk duds
a chocolate field, by a chocolate stream...
where does this ramp go?
hands off my teats!
Hey, theyre killing the cow in front of me! (PANIC)
Devices of Fun
hopeful ropes
metaphor
monkey bars
pleasureable contraptions from brown paper wrappers
funhouses
joy buzzers
poems about bats
back massagers
euphemisms
cat toys
frozen bananas
barrel of monkeys
pen
Psycho-DestructoTM
things that go bump in your mouth
jan-ken
the pogo stick
writing games
miracles
lists
Miracles
Springer
Tootsie Pop
vicarious life
Smokey Robinson
the ascension of Christs body
the assumption of Innocence
turning waiters to whine
oh what I meant to say was...
smarty pantses
the oil that burned 8 days
seven wonders
modern scienceTM
[symbol](the artist formerly known as...)
soy cake
kewpie dolls
dreams
aw, hell, everything
radar
paplimpsest
Smokey Robinson?
Evolution
transubstantiation of the flesh
loaves and fishes
spontaneous human combustion (more of an unexplained phenomenon )