Personal Ads
November 3, 1999
San Francisco

To person of unknown gender who snuck out of the cafe during our pagan-writer's ritual of cactus scourging & sacrifice of small muttnesses of bypassers; we'd like for you to return our stack of Doris Day CDs at said cafe; next week, and we won't have to find you by other means. This is your only warning.

I don't know anything about your Doris Day records, okay? Now tell your men to stop following me and maybe I'll write with you again.

Missed Connections:

You were embarking on a journey to Richmond, 16th St Mission station; I, disembarking, brunette, pretty. Your glance, I thought, was in rhyming couplets.

 

Three's Company:

Jack Tripper with a dash of panache, seeking a Janet and Chrissy to play word games that lead to farcical situations involving sex, and a host o other topics. Supporting cast of a Mr. Furley, Larry, and others that might find a cool Mission Cafe their Regal Beagle, also needed.

Jack, I've always felt like Mrs. Roper, unsatisfied with the artistic offerings of my partners. I always thought it was an issue between him and I, between self and other. Perhaps the solution lies in self, other, and other. I would love to play games and be your nosy neighbor.

Male seeking Male:

Hot, young, hip body seeking same. Up for long term or a quick night of serious connecting. Into wrtng, wrds, hkng, tea… and more? Serious only.

Dear Male,

I’m serious. I swear. And I have great grammar.

 

Fantasy Fetish:

Experimental young professionals seek others for surreal, group-based games. Constraints welcome. Bring fountain pens; all "writing" strictly anonymous. Contact Brave Tim.

Greetings, Brave Tim!

I wanna be your dog. And your palimpsest. And your tabula rasa. Surrealism? Yeah, I like that guy with the droopy clocks. You bring the fountain pens; you can write it all over me. Send me more info and I’ll give you a photo. I’ll even tell you my name.

P.S. – Do you ever get into chocolate pudding?

 

Female Seeking Female:

Earth-centered collective seeking like-minded, creative woman for adventurous evenings in public places, playing creative games as well as cozy conversations in comfortable shoes.

Earth Girl – I’m the fire-goddess for you! I can’t wait to meet you in adventurous places for comfortable conversations in cozy shoes. Call me and we’ll play creatively.

 

SM/BD:

Domineering writers ISO pliant subjects for serious head games. We like making you eat your words verbatim, points of insertion, and all sorts of group play. You be: flexible, malleable, willing to submit to our constraints/restraints. Meet weekly for short but intense sessions.

Ready to be twisted by your words, subjugated by your intent, and to play by your rules.